March 2012
“I think everyone should go on my diet. It’s called the Fuck It Diet. Basically what it is, is if I want to eat something but it has a lot of fat or carbs, I just take a moment, and I go within, and I say “fuck it” and I eat it. You have to do it 6 times a day. It works really well with the Fuck That Shit Exercise Program.”
—Margaret Cho
February 2012
cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.Kissed someone.Collected something really stupid.Smoked a cigarette.Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park.Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.- Snorted cocaine.
- Failed a class.
Smoked weed.- Dealt drugs.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
- Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.Been to a funeral.Burned yourself.- Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.Been on a plane.Been cheated on.- Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.Been sailing.Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.- Shoplifted something.
- Been to jail.
- Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school.Had detention.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.- Dropped out of school.
- Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand.Actually made money at the lemonade stand.Been in a school play.- Been fired from a job.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.- Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year.- Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a colouring book over age 12.Had surgery.- Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.- Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.- Overdosed.
- Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.Suffered any form of abuse.- Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.Pet a wild animal.Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair.- Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.Got straight A’s.Been on the Honor Roll.Known someone with HIV or AIDS.Made-out with someone.- Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.- Swore at a teacher.
Gone laser tagging.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.Been on the TV.- French braided.
Skinny-dipped.Driven a car.Performed in front of an audience.Been in love.Had a blonde moment.Been on a train.- Seen a ghost.
- Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.- Crashed a car.
- Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.